Don't Be An Assquatch Tee
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Sasquatch has spent decades dodging cameras, and somehow he still has better manners than half the people at the trailhead. "Don't Be an Assquatch" is the gentle reminder nobody asked for but everybody needs — a public service announcement from the deep woods, delivered with a smirk. This is a shirt for people who believe in leaving no trace, holding the door, and calling out bad behavior with a pun instead of a lecture. Wear it to the campground, the brewery, or the family reunion, and let the big guy do the talking.
Printed on a Next Level premium fitted tee in soft ringspun cotton that feels broken-in from day one. The modern trim fit trades the baggy graphic-tee look for a cleaner cut that follows your frame without clinging to it. Soft enough to live in all week, sharp enough to get a laugh every single time.
Size Chart
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.5 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.5 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| XXL | 26 | 31.5 |